A MAN was left mortified after receiving a note from his neighbour begging him to have quieter sex.
Stephen Cunningham's neighbour complained he was "sharing intimate and private moments" with his block of flats.
The note urged Stephen to keep the noise down after the person was kept awake by his late night antics.
The anonymous neighbour dropped round the letter in the early hours of the morning.
Seeing the funny side of the situation, Stephen, 26, posted a photo of the note to social media.
It said: “Dear neighbour, just a friendly note from your neighbour to remind you the walls in these buildings are thin and sound can travel.
“While we appreciate that it is inevitable that we will hear neighbours at times, we want to make you aware that we can hear more than we should.
“I’m sure you will agree that we all must be considerate and respectful of our neighbours, we don’t want to be sharing your intimate and private moments with you.
“Therefore we politely ask if you could please keep the noise down at night. Please be mindful that you have neighbours in a building where sound travels.
“Thanks for understanding.”
Not me waking up to a ‘have sex quieter’ note from my neighbours, Mortified.
Stephen told the Daily Record: "I woke up yesterday morning and it had been slipped under my door. I woke up at 8:30 am so they must have come early to make sure I was asleep.
“I was rolling on the floor laughing while reading it, I was mortified. At first, I thought it was about something to do with the close.
“My pals told me to buy my neighbours earplugs. I just don’t know which neighbour sent it and I don’t really want to know to be honest.”
Sharing the note on Twitter, he wrote: “Not me waking up to a ‘have sex quieter’ note from my neighbours, Mortified.”
His tweet has racked up over 800 likes, and many people were left in hysterics.
One person replied: "Post a pair of earplugs through their door and get on with your life."
There are no hard feelings, I understand people don’t want to hear all the details but also everyone does it.
Another joked: "If I got that note I’d be raging! Neighbours need to have a bit of tolerance for the best 30 seconds of my evening."
A third advised: "You have to pack up, midnight flit, leave the country, new identity. It’s the only way."
Stephen told the Record: “I sent my boyfriend a text immediately.
“He just laughed though and over the course of the day with everyone commenting and laughing on Twitter I quickly got over the embarrassment.
“There are no hard feelings, I understand people don’t want to hear all the details but also everyone does it.”
Previously, a couple were mortified after neighbours leave a note telling them to stop have loud sex and even record them as proof.
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